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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
invisobitch:

saving-planets-deducing-hannibal:

hiddlestalker:

twerking-lester:

ohyouphancy:

jojenobrien:

falling-for-pain:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

I don’t want this.

JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE

i just threw up in my mouth a little

nONONONO 





NO. Just no. 


kill it with fire!

phil-the-stone:

andiindeed:

eshusplayground:

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

The picture on the meme should be some legislative fuckhead with no classroom experience at all.

“I have no experience with teaching or child psychology, but I’m going to dictate to teachers what and how children should learn.”

I remember in grade nine I had a science teacher who had never heard of Chernobyl.

One time we were working on a homework assignment and she let us work in groups, and we wound up moving into one massive group of everyone who was there (about a third of the class, it was ski trip day)

One Question had been written wrong. It was missing a key variable. I went up to the teachers desk to get help and she sneered “you have the whole class, figure it out yourself.”

She’s now the head of the science department at my school and recently docked my sister half a mark for every time she put a slash through her zeros on a test.

She wound up losing four percent because of it.

It’s not just the American system; I live in Canada and it’s just as bad

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welshmullet:

Can I get a snow globe of this?
seashellies:

satdeshret:

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori

A part of me wants to touch it it’s so pretty… But then the rational side of my brain smacks that part of me with a baseball bat.

This is it guys. This is why I have an unhealthy obsession with volcanology.
i-am-of-asgard:

come on everyone thought that at least for a moment!

When your friend complains that she’s fat

youngwildandgreek:

You’re just like:

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g-hettohontas:

whitesugargingersugar:

thegoddamazon:

goddessofcheese:

searchingforknowledge:

ME LIKE

FIRE LORD BEYONCE

THE FIRE NATION’S TRUE RULER

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN BEYONCE NATION ATTACKED

bow down bitchessss

themasterslover:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long

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